Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, November 23rd, 2015

Michelin Man Ordered to Wear Pants; Stay Away From Children

The Michelin Man was ordered today to stop drinking, put on some pants and stay away from children after a recent string of embarrassing incidents. He has also been relieved of all duties as a spokesman for the Michelin tire company. “He was starting to be a problem and was affecting the bottom line” said […]