Browsing the blog archives for January, 2014
In the week since an independent arbiter handed down a historic 162-game suspension for Alex Rodriguez, attention has focused on what the New York Yankees will do next. Will they allow AROD to come to Spring training? Will AROD have to feed himself his own popcorn? And most importantly, who will play third base for […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have a very special sit down with former Eagles’ guitarist Glenn Frey, who will discuss his love of porn and give our readers tips on how to improve their porn experience. MI: Good afternoon Glenn. May I call you Glenn? GF: Of course. I’m informal. Very informal. That’s why […]
The political world was shaken to its foundations this past week when the presumptive 2016 Republican nominee Chris Christie (shown here second from left with some aides) was accused of closing lanes at the George Washington bridge and causing massive traffic jams just to punish a political adversary. With my responsibility as a member […]
With Christmas over, many Americans who relied on the holiday find themselves out of work. Famed reindeer Rudolph is one of them. I caught up with him as he waited in line at the local unemployment office. MI: Good morning Rudolph. RRNR: What’s up? MI: After the glory and romance of Christmas eve, do you […]
With our new mayor Bill de Blasio firmly ensconced in office, attention has shifted to his daughter Chiara de Blasio who has posted a video online talking about her troubles with substance abuse. As a public service to my readers I now present a transcript of Miss de Blasio’s video. Hopefully those of my readers […]
Shock and disbelief ran through the corridors of the mainstream media today after it was discovered that Pope Francis is Catholic. “How the hell does a thing like this happen” declared Time Magazine’s outraged managing editor, Nancy Gibbs. We just made him our man of the year. If we had known he was Catholic we […]
With there being much confusion regarding the Affordable Care Act (Is the website working, has my insurance company received my payment, when is the deadline) the Obama administration rolled out a new ad featuring the so-called “Pajama Boy” that was supposed to get people talking. The ad was unsuccessful and Pajama Boy was roundly mocked. […]
Still reeling from the suspension of James T. Kirk for “inappropriate selfie sending“, the United Federation of Planets has implemented new procedures governing communicator protocol. “These communicators are for official business” said the president of the Federation of Planets. We can’t have our officers using them to send out pictures of their private regions. It’s […]