Browsing the blog archives for January, 2014

With AROD Suspended, Yankees Search for Third Base Options

In the week since an independent arbiter handed down a historic 162-game suspension for Alex Rodriguez, attention has focused on what the New York Yankees will do next.  Will they allow AROD to come to Spring training?  Will AROD have to feed himself his own popcorn?  And most importantly, who will play third base for […]

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The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part III)

And there was a man of the Republicans, named John McCain, a ruler of the RINOs This man came to Barack by night, and said to him:  Mr. President, we know that thou art come a teacher for redistribution; for no man can do these signs which thou dost unless the spirit of socialism be […]

Porn Tips From Glenn Frey

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have a very special sit down with former Eagles’ guitarist Glenn Frey, who will discuss his love of porn and give our readers tips on how to improve their porn experience. MI: Good afternoon Glenn.  May I call you Glenn? GF: Of course.  I’m informal.  Very informal.  That’s why […]

BridgeGate Rocks the Political World!

  The political world was shaken to its foundations this past week when the presumptive 2016 Republican nominee Chris Christie  (shown here second from left with some aides) was accused of closing lanes at the George Washington bridge and causing massive traffic jams just to punish a political adversary. With my responsibility as a member […]


Out of Work Again, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Hopes For a Better 2014

  With Christmas over, many Americans who relied on the holiday find themselves out of work.  Famed reindeer Rudolph is one of them.  I caught up with him as he waited in line at the local unemployment office. MI:  Good morning Rudolph. RRNR:  What’s up? MI:  After the glory and romance of Christmas eve, do you […]

The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part II)

And the third day there was a marriage in Georgetown and the mother of Barack was there. And Barack was also invited, and his disciples in the Mainstream Media, to the marriage. And the wine failing the mother of Barack saith to him: They have no wine. And Barack saith to her: Woman, what is […]

Bill de Blasio’s Daughter Admits Substance Abuse Problems

With our new mayor Bill de Blasio firmly ensconced in office, attention has shifted to his daughter Chiara de Blasio who has posted a video online talking about her troubles with substance abuse.  As a public service to my readers I now present a transcript of Miss de Blasio’s video.  Hopefully those of my readers […]

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MSM Discovers Pope Francis is Catholic; Asks How this Happened

Shock and disbelief ran through the corridors of the mainstream media today after it was discovered that Pope Francis is Catholic. “How the hell does a thing like this happen” declared Time Magazine’s outraged managing editor, Nancy Gibbs. We just made him our man of the year. If we had known he was Catholic we […]

My Exclusive Interview with Pajama Boy

With there being much confusion regarding the Affordable Care Act (Is the website working, has my insurance company received my payment, when is the deadline) the Obama administration rolled out a new ad featuring the so-called “Pajama Boy” that was supposed to get people talking.  The ad was unsuccessful and Pajama Boy was roundly mocked. […]

Star Fleet Establishes New Guidelines for Communicator Use

Still reeling from the suspension of James T. Kirk for “inappropriate selfie sending“, the United Federation of Planets has implemented new procedures governing communicator protocol. “These communicators are for official business” said the president of the Federation of Planets. We can’t have our officers using them to send out pictures of their private regions.  It’s […]