Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, January 3rd, 2014

Star Fleet Establishes New Guidelines for Communicator Use

Still reeling from the suspension of James T. Kirk for “inappropriate selfie sending“, the United Federation of Planets has implemented new procedures governing communicator protocol. “These communicators are for official business” said the president of the Federation of Planets. We can’t have our officers using them to send out pictures of their private regions. ┬áIt’s […]