Browsing the blog archives for December, 2013

Diary of An Accomplished, Independent Feminist Political Operative

  The big news this week in New York is that Lis Smith, Mayor-elect de Blasio’s communications director has shacked up with disgraced former governor Eliot Spitzer, aka, Client Number Nine. Many are wondering how Smith, 31, a smart, accomplished career woman could become involved with the hooker happy ex-governor. “Why is she with him? […]

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A Special Message From the A&E Television Network

With the recent controversy regarding Duck Dynasty, the suspension of Phil Robertson and his subsequent reinstatement I thought it fitting that I dedicate today’s post to the reconciliation of our bruised, battered country.  Without further adieu I now present the message from A&E announcing Robertson’s reinstatement: As a global media content company, A&E Networks’ core […]

Schroeder Shot Dead!

Popular pianist Schroeder, who once wowed audiences with his talent, has been discovered dead, the apparent victim of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Police discovered his body slumped over his piano.  In his hand was a note that said, “I ask my fans to forgive me.” Immediately expressions of sympathy poured in from throughout the world. […]

Secret Service to Revise Policies in Wake of Interpreter-Gate

In the wake of the controversy surrounding the fake interpreter at Mandela’s funeral who was allowed to get within six feet of the president, the Secret Service announced today a complete overhaul of its security procedures. “Nobody is more embarrassed by this than I am” said Secret Service director Julia Pierson. How this guy ever […]

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Zombie Bing Crosby Terrorizes Families

Christmas Eve.  A time of peace and caroling.  Stockings are hung by the fire in hopes that the patriarchal paradigm will reward us for our submissive behavior.  Soon St. Nick will appear. Unless you die first, of course.  Police in the metro area are getting reports of a sloppily dressed crooner with a pipe singing […]

My Exclusive Interview with Phil Robertson

As everyone is now aware, Phil Robertson of A&E’s wildly popular “Duck Dynasty” has been suspended indefinitely by the network after his controversial statements regarding homosexuality.  I am lucky enough to have Phil here today for an exclusive sit down. Manhattan Infidel: Good morning Mr. Robertson. Phil Robertson: Good morning sir.  It’s a pleasure to be here. […]

King Moonracer Killed in Drone Attack!

In  what will certainly be a major embarrassment for the Obama Administration, a key ally in the War on Terror, King Moonracer, was killed in a drone attack yesterday. Multiple sources confirm that King Moonracer was killed at 2:40 pm local time while strolling the grounds of his palace waiting for an Amazon drone to […]

Manhattan Infidel Takes a Peek at Jay Z’s Clothing Line

As the civilized word now knows, rapper, philanthropist and husband of Beyonce has started his own clothing line for sale exclusively at Barneys. Being a man of sophistication, refinement and taste come on just touch it I decided to visit Barneys to check out sir Jay Z’s clothing line personally. I found his clothing line […]

EPA Bans Fire hydrants in New York City

In a move designed to stop the millions, hundreds of thousands, tens of thousands, thousands, hundreds, tens,  absolutely no children from dying of lead poisoning, the Environmental Protection Agency has given New York City until January 4th to replace over 1,000 old hydrants, Under the Reduction of Lead in Drinking Water Act of 2011, the […]

The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part I)

In the beginning was Barack Obama, and Barack Obama was about wealth redistribution, and wealth redistribution was with the Democratic party. And all things were with wealth redistribution: and without wealth distribution was made nothing that was made. In Barack Obama was socialism, and socialism was the light of men. And socialism shineth in darkness, and […]