Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, December 6th, 2013

Talking Snowman Who Sounds A Lot Like Burl Ives May Be Pure Evil

A talking snowman carrying a banjo and umbrella who sounds suspiciously like Burl Ives has been terrorizing local residents. “Yeah, we’re all pretty creeped out” said the local sheriff. He keeps wandering around trying to talk to the school kids.  We’d arrest him but he hasn’t technically done anything wrong.  And he sounds a lot […]