Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, December 13th, 2013

Santa Declares Bankruptcy

Santa Claus, founder and CEO of Santa Claus Industries, has announced that he will be filing for chapter 11. With liabilities of over 300,000 million and assets of only $1,245 Santa says that he really has no choice. “The business has changed” said Santa. It used to be I was the only game in town. […]