Browsing the blog archives for January, 2014

The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part IV)

Barack left Martha’s Vineyard and went again into Hollywood.  And he was of necessity to pass through the San Fernando valley.  He cometh therefore to a city of Palm Springs. Now wearied from his journey, Barack sat thus by a well.  There cometh a woman to draw water.  Barack saith to her: Did you build […]

Pete Seeger Killed by Whale

Famed banjo player and unemployed person Pete Seeger was killed today while strolling along the banks of the Hudson River near his home in Beacon, New York. The famed peace activist, environmentalist and folk singer had told friends he was going out to stroll along the Hudson River to check for pollutants. “Pete always did […]

King Barry Addresses his Subjects

“He shall from time to time give to the Congress information of the state of the union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary….” Constitution, Article II Section III “I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone.” Barry Obama As is the case once a year, the ruler of […]


Tips to Survive the Captain and Tennille Divorce Apocalpyse

Toni Tennille, one half of the singing duo of The Captain and Tennille, best know for their hit single, “Love Will Keep Us Together” has announced that she is seeking a divorce from the Captain, her husband of 39 years. The Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel has been expecting this news for some time now. […]

Manhattan Infidel Addresses the Income Inequality Crisis™ Which is Threatening to Tear America Apart

Like most Americans, recently I have been obsessed with those photos I sent to Olivia Wilde. Did she get them?  Why hasn’t she responded? the scourge of income inequality. For it is income inequality that is the biggest threat to American strength and vigor.  Oh I know certain “tea baggers” claim it is our insupportable debt. […]


Pope Francis, In Nod to Conservatives, Calls Jesus “Son” of God

In an obvious conciliatory gesture to conservatives in the Church, Pope Francis today publicly called Jesus the “son of God.”   While Francis has often used this language in private, this is believed to be the first time he has used this phrase in public.  Vatican watchers are divided as to what the change means. […]

Manhattan Infidel Investigates Wendy Davis’ Past

People often say to me, “Manhattan Infidel, you’re a fair man. You only whipped me 39 times for being late with the money I owed you.”   And that’s true.  I am a remarkably fair and nonpartisan individual guided by my overriding sense of justice. Recently there has been some controversy regarding Wendy Davis’ official […]


Manhattan Infidel Goes Apartment Hunting with Anthony Weiner

  Being a compassionate man except when I’m down to my last beer hey bartender refill you slacker! I have been moved by the spectacle of Anthony Weiner.  Once a rising star in the Democratic party, Weiner is now virtually unemployable.  As a result of this income inequality Weiner has been forced to move out […]


My Exclusive Interview with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have as my guest the current chief executive of the empire state, Governor Andrew Cuomo himself. MI:  Good morning Governor Cuomo.  I want to start by asking you a few questions about some recent comments of yours. GC: You mean about how the Irish are savage pigs? MI: No. […]

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George and Jane Jetson Separate

George Jetson, popular resident of Orbit City, and his wife Jane have announced that they intend to seek a trial separation. “It’s true” said Jane Jetson. George and I have been going through a difficult stretch in our marriage.  He’s changed.  He’s not the same man I married.  That’s all I’m going to say about […]