Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, December 11th, 2013

Caveman Discovers Fire; Caveman Government Seeks to Ban It

A new element  has been discovered that promises to dramatically improve the way of life of the average caveman. “I call it ‘fire’ “ declared the beaming discoverer. Fire will warm us in winter.  It will make our food easier to eat preserving our teeth. I don’t have to tell you that cavemen dentist are […]