Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, December 24th, 2013

Zombie Bing Crosby Terrorizes Families

Christmas Eve.  A time of peace and caroling.  Stockings are hung by the fire in hopes that the patriarchal paradigm will reward us for our submissive behavior.  Soon St. Nick will appear. Unless you die first, of course.  Police in the metro area are getting reports of a sloppily dressed crooner with a pipe singing […]