The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part I)

And Barack shineth in the darkness

And Barack shineth in the darkness

In the beginning was Barack Obama, and Barack Obama was about wealth redistribution, and wealth redistribution was with the Democratic party.

And all things were with wealth redistribution: and without wealth distribution was made nothing that was made.

In Barack Obama was socialism, and socialism was the light of men.

And socialism shineth in darkness, and the capitalists and Republicans did not comprehend it.

There was a woman sent from the Democrats whose name was Elizabeth Warren

This woman came for a witness, to give testimony of Barack, that all men might believe in wealth redistribution through him.

She was not the light, being a Cherokee, but was to give testimony to the light that is Obama.

That was the true socialism, which enlighteneth every man that cometh into the world, but mostly those on the east and west coasts.

Barack was in the world and the world knew him not.

He came unto his own, he came amongst us and his own received him not

But as many as received him he gave them wealth redistribution to be made dependents of the Government, to them that believe in his name

Who are born not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of the fat capitalists, but of Barack.

And Barack was made President and dwelt amongst us (and we saw his glory, the glory as it were of socialism), full of grace and truth and wealth redistribution.

Elizabeth Warren beareth witness of him, and crieth out, saying:  This was he of whom I spoke: He that shall come after me is preferred before me: because the system is indeed rigged and unfair.

And of his fullness we all have received, and wealth redistribution for wealth redistribution.

For the law was given by James Madison; grace and truth and wealth redistribution came by Barack Obama.

No man or woman or transgendered has seen socialism at any time: the only begotten son of socialism, who is in the bosom of the Democratic party, he hath declared him.

And this is the testimony of Elizabeth Warren, when the Jews and Republicans sent from Washington to ask him: Who are thou?

And she confessed and did not deny: and she confessed:  I am not the light of wealth redistribution.

They therefore said unto her: Who art thou, that we may give an answer when we appear on Fox News.

She said:  I am the voice of one crying in Massachusetts, make straight the way of Barack Obama.

Elizabeth did saith:  I try to pass laws for wealth redistribution:  But he that shall come after me shall unilaterally declare wealth redistribution by the power of his office.

The next day Elizabeth Warren saw Barack coming to her and she saith:  Behold the Lamb of Socialism, behold him who taketh away the capitalists of the world.

And Elizabeth gave testimony, saying: I saw the spirit of wealth redistribution coming down, as a government handout, and remained upon him.

And I saw and gave testimony, that this is the Son of Socialism.

And Barack did saith to his disciples in the Democratic party:  Amen, amen I say to you, you shall see Allah’s paradise opened and the angels of wealth redistribution ascending and descending upon the Son of socialism.

(to be continued.)



2 Responses

  1. And St. Tingles wrote that all by himelf? Isn’t it a bit hypocritical that Lord Barack’s 72 high breasted virgins all look loke th Prime Minister of Denmark? Not an angry black bitch among them.

  2. petermc3 says:

    Too bad Obalama don’t be no rapper cuz den he be habin all dem Danish white bitches and hos he be wantin’ yo.

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