The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part III)

And Barack shineth in the darkness

And Barack shineth in the darkness

And there was a man of the Republicans, named John McCain, a ruler of the RINOs

This man came to Barack by night, and said to him:  Mr. President, we know that thou art come a teacher for redistribution; for no man can do these signs which thou dost unless the spirit of socialism be with him.

Barack answered, and said to him:  Amen, amen I say unto you old white man that unless you do something about income inequality, you cannot see the kingdom of socialism.

McCain saith unto him:  How can I do something about income inequality?  I like my elite lifestyle.  

Barack answered:  Amen, amen I say to thee, unless a man who maketh more than $200,000 give his earnings to the government he cannot enter into the kingdom of redistribution.

That which is born of capitalism, is capitalism, and that which is born of socialism is socialism.

Wonder not, that I say to thee, you must give me your income.

The Spirit of redistribution breatheth where he or she or transgendered will.

McCain answered, and said to him:  How can these things be done?

Barack answered and said unto him:  Art thou a master of the RINOs, and knowest not these things?  And verily your daughter is an idiot as well.

Amen, amen I say to thee, that we speak what we know, whether they be true or not, and you receive not our testimony you stupid RINO.

If I speak to you on The View with the ladies and you believe not; how will you believe if I speak to you of fundamentally transforming America?

And as Bill Clinton lifted up the intern in the White House, so must I be lifted up.

That whosoever voteth for him two or three times per election but without a voter I.D. card may have rich folk’s income redistributed to him.

For Allah so loved the world as to give his only begotten suicide bombers that whosoever believeth in him may have socialism everlasting.

For I was sent into the world not to judge the world, except the Little Sisters of the Poor who refuse to abide by my contraception mandate, but that the world may be saved from income inequality.

And this is the judgement:  because the light of CFL bulbs is come into the world, and men loveth their old 100 watt incandescent bulb rather than the CFL; for they were evil and wanted the polar bears to drown.

And after these things Barack and his disciples in the MSM came into the land of Martha’s Vineyard, and there he abode with them, after the Secret Service had  displaced the local riff raff.

And James Taylor was also in Martha’s Vineyard.

And they came to James Taylor and said to him: former husband of Carly Simon when she was young and hot, your concert has been cancelled by the Secret Service for security reasons.

Taylor answered and said:  A man cannot receive anything unless it be given him by the Democratic party and the Federal government.

You yourselves do bear me witness that I said, I am not Barack but that I am sent before him.

He must increase though I do not mean to say that his income is getting greater because that would be income inequality, and I must decrease, or seek tax exile in the Cayman Islands.

He that cometh from Washington is all powerful and above all.

For he whom the Democratic party hath sent, speaketh the words of income redistribution.

The Democratic party loveth Obama and hath given all things into his hand.

He that believeth in Barack will get exemptions from Obamacare; but he that believeth not in Barack shall not have an exemption, but the wrath of the Federal government abideth in him.

(to be continued)


One Response

  1. innominatus says:

    >>> And verily your daughter is an idiot as well.


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