Browsing the blog archives for June, 2015
By now everyone in America has heard the story of Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane NAACP and how this white woman for years has passed herself off as black. Many have expressed anger and outrage over this, including Al Sharpton, the spiritual and temporal leader of the black race in America. “She has […]
Dateline 2348 B.C. Ye Olde New York Times We here at Ye Olde New York Times wish to comment on the recent flooding of the Euphrates River valley and in particular the actions of one Noah. As everyone is aware flooding has killed thousands and destroyed the livelihood of many more. Yet one man has […]
Major Boothroyd, head of the Q Branch of MI6 was fired today, ending his 50-year career supplying state of the art top secret gadgets to the Service’s agents. “This is the most painful thing I’ve ever had to do” declared M, head of MI6. It’s just sad. He is a patriot and a good man. […]
And so today I present part two of my series “2017 Inaugural Addresses” in which imagine what each candidate for president might say at their swearing in. Today it is George Pataki’s turn. George Pataki. Yes. Pataki. Who? He used to be governor of New York State. Yes. Three terms. No he’s a real person and yes […]
Every four years Americans are subjected to that horrible event, the abomination of desolation known as the FIFA World Cup. Every four years good Americans are kicked out of their favorite bars while Eurotrash moves in, takes their places at the bar and flashes bad teeth while getting drunk and vomiting all over the bathroom […]
Note: The following document was unearthed during research by me and is currently housed at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ Those wishing to inspect the original document to verify its authenticity send me money. Lots of it. To His Excellency Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President of the United States of America Dear Sir: I am […]
To celebrate the six-year anniversary of the journalistic juggernaut that is Manhattan Infidel I decided to throw a party at a swank hotel in midtown Manhattan. I invited guests to attend and even had Ted Nugent sing some of his songs for the guests. A portion of the proceeds would go to my favorite charity: […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel it is my distinct pleasure to interview the woman of the hour, the woman everyone is talking about, the winner of ESPN’s Courage award, Caitlyn Jenner herself. MI: Good afternoon Miss Jenner. CJ: Please, call me Bruce. Um, I mean Caitlyn. I’m sorry. I got used to calling myself Bruce. Force of habit […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I’d like to inaugurate a new feature entitled “2017 Inaugural Addresses” where I give each candidate for President a chance to give his or her speech after reciting the oath of office. Today it’s Bernie Sanders turn. Or as I like to call it, “America you’ve gone full socialist. Never go […]
The campaign to remove the statue of the priest had been in high gear for awhile now. “This statue is offensive in so many ways” said the student director of the Committee for Racial, Gender and Sexual Sensitivity. It represents patriarchy at its worst. It shows a white male of northern European origin “priestsplaining” to […]