Browsing the blog archives for June, 2015

John Kerry Injured by Curb!

Secretary of State John Kerry, an avid bicyclist, broke his leg in France after the bike he was riding was attacked by an assault curb. “The bike that Secretary Kerry was peacefully riding was attacked by a curb” said a State department spokesperson. The Secretary broke his right femur. The Secretary is stable and never […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: Safe Space Zones for Minorities and Their Gay, Lesbian and Transgendered Allies Declared Separate but Equal

Dateline 2017 In a far-reaching and historic decision the Supreme Court today decided that safe space zones for ethnic and sexual minorities do not violate the Constitution. “We find that the existence of segregated safe zones not only not unconstitutional we find them necessary” said justice Sona Sotomayor in the majority decision. As a woman […]