Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, June 2nd, 2015

John Kerry Injured by Curb!

Secretary of State John Kerry, an avid bicyclist, broke his leg in France after the bike he was riding was attacked by an assault curb. “The bike that Secretary Kerry was peacefully riding was attacked by a curb” said a State department spokesperson. The Secretary broke his right femur. The Secretary is stable and never […]