Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, June 26th, 2015

Soylent Green Loses Market Share!

For the third quarter in a row, Soylent Green Enterprise Ltd, maker of Soylent Green has seen its market share fall dramatically. “If this keeps up we may be forced out of business” said Soylent Green’s CEO. Once the standard in the post-apocalyptic food stuff market, Soylent Green has seen steady inroads in its market […]