Trans-racialism is a serious disease and is nothing to laugh at!

By now everyone in America has heard the story of Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane NAACP and how this white woman for years has passed herself off as black.

Many have expressed anger and outrage over this, including Al Sharpton, the spiritual and temporal leader of the black race in America.

“She has shamed us” said Sharpton.

How dare she say she is black!  If she wants to be black then become a rapper like Eminem or get some tattoos and use the “N” word like Justin Beiber. There are rules to becoming black you know.

President Obama, who himself claims to have black blood in him, expressed sympathy.

I myself know what it is not being able to fit in and feeling trapped inside a body you don’t identify with.  Do you know how painful it is to grow up in Hawaii and not know how to surf? I was subject to much bullying by my Hawaiian oppressors over this. It filled me with rage and made me want to play golf.

However, much like the story of Caitlyn Jenner and his feelings of being trapped inside the body of a man, Trans-racialism, or the feeling that one is trapped in the body of the wrong race is a real medical condition.

According to estimates approximately 20 percent of the U.S. population suffers from some degree of Trans-racialism

A professor of White Guilt Studies at Harvard explains:

White privilege can have an extremely debilitating effect upon a young white person.  To grow up in a house, with two loving parents, surrounded by the trappings of white privilege such as clothes, televisions, cars and an abundance of material goods can be very troubling for a teenager. Many of these white kids from upper class families begin to identify as black because they want to suffer and be oppressed to expiate their guilt.

And while white to black trans-racialism is the most common is is not the only manifestation.

We’ve been finding lately that many white college age kids identify as Peruvian.  We don’t have an explanation for this but we think it’s because Peruvians are close enough to white and the alternative is to identify as Dominican, which would be too great a challenge for white kids.

The most famous example of trans-racialism would have to be Perry Como (pictured here),

What are you looking at? I’m Italian dammit!

who for his entire career passed himself off as an Italian crooner.  But the truth is darker.  He was born Paddy O’Hara but in his teenage years started identifying as Italian.  When asked on his deathbed why he did this  he replied, “Because Irish food sucks.”

Your humble blogger himself has had an experience like this.  But I prefer to call it Trans-speciesism.  For my entire life I have felt like I was a dog trapped in a human body.  Let me give some examples of why:

• I like licking my balls
• I enjoy jumping into women’s laps and slobbering all over them
• I’m afraid of the vacuum cleaner
• I’m often naked
• I relieve myself in public
• I like to bite mailmen on the ass
• I drink from the toilet bowl

So you see, the feeling of being trapped in a body that you don’t identify with is common.  It is painful.  It is nothing to laugh at.  That is why I support Rachel Dolezal.

You go sister!

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