Browsing the blog archives for October, 2014

Halloween: The Holiday of Socialist Terror!

Halloween. A time of candy.  A time of dressing up in costumes.  A time of terror. For this blogger anyway.  Many people view Halloween as a harmless holiday.  These people are wrong.  Since I always have the welfare of my readers in mind I will use this post to warn of the terrors of this […]

Spam (The I Found This Blog By Mistake Edition)

It was a long night at the Worldwide Headquarters™ of Manhattan Infidel and between breaking news and personal tragedy (my credit card was rejected at the Bunny Ranch) I haven’t had time to prepare a post for today.  So instead dear readers I present you with the latest edition of A Visit to the Spam […]

Manhattan Infidel Examines California’s Sexual Consent Law

As everyone is by now probably aware California, perhaps the most progressive state in the nation, has passed a bill, Senate bill number 967, hoping to stem the tide of rape on college campuses.  Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we have examined the bill in question.  Still confused as to some of […]

The Apocalypse of Saint Leonardo DiCaprio (Part V)

Chapter Five The iPad and the Guy from Ocean’s Eleven.  And I saw upon the right hand of him who sits upon the low-flush throne an iPad sealed with seven seals (no not seven versions of the singer.) 2.  And I saw a strong angel proclaming with a loud voice, “Who is worthy to open the iPad […]

From the Manhattan Infidel Archives: Warren Commission Finds That Republican Budget Cuts Killed President Kennedy

The long awaited Warren Commission review of the events of President Kennedy’s assassination has finally been released and, as expected, it proves to be controversial. The Commission’s main finding is that President Kennedy could have survived the assassination attempt if only the Republican congress hadn’t  instituted budget cuts to the Secret Service. Page 54 of […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents The Official National Institutes of Health Budget for 2014

With the Ebola outbreak and the possibility of Americans dying of this disease, attention has focused on the National Institutes of Health (NIH).  Recently the director of the NIH, Dr. Francis Collins was quoted as saying that a vaccine for Ebola could have been found if not for budget cuts. With this in mind I have […]

Racist, Teabagging, Gun Crazy Canadians Suffer Gun Attack at Parliament Probably Caused by Canada’s Notorious Gun Culture; Manhattan Infidel Pleads for Stricter Gun Control Laws in Canada

The entire world was shocked today by a senseless shooting at Canada’s parliament building in Ottawa.  Reports indicate that one or possibly three or more shooters opened fire and killed a Canadian soldier. Like many in the mainstream media here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we were saddened by another act of gun […]

Racist Ebola Virus Targets Blacks!

With the United States on the verge of a possible Ebola outbreak, civil rights leaders gathered in Washington demanding answers. “Why have all the Ebola victims been black?” asked the reverend Al Sharpton. Why didn’t the Ebola outbreak happen in Sweden or Norway?  I’ll tell you why. Ebola hates black people!  Why did the Ebola […]

The Apocalypse of Saint Leonardo DiCaprio (Part IV)

THE SEVEN SEALS (NO NOT SEVEN VERSIONS OF THE SINGER) 1. Preparatory Vision Chapter Four The Court of Climate Change After this I looked, and behold, a door standing open in Heaven (which brought in a draft, which forced me to raise the thermostat, which led to sea levels rising, which led to polar bears […]

Kim Jong-Un Feared Slightly Dead

North Korea’s Supreme dictator Kim Jong-Un has not been seen in public in over two months and there are fears that the secretive leader has been deposed or assassinated. “There are many things that could be wrong” said a spokesman with the CIA’s Department of Just Guessing About Shit. We really have no solid evidence […]