Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, October 3rd, 2014

Marvin the Martian Ordered to Attend Anger Management Therapy

Famed extra-terrestrial Marvin the Martian was ordered by a judge today to attend 200 hours of anger management counseling sessions after he once again threatened to destroy the Earth. “Mr. Martian” said the judge at the sentencing. I have listened to the testimony.  I have heard eyewitnesses describe how you planned to destroy the Earth […]