Browsing the blog archives for November, 2014
Thanksgiving. A uniquely American holiday and for many their favorite. Turkey. Football. Traveling to see loved ones. Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ what better way to spend this American holiday than with one of the architects of the new American healthcare system: Jonathan Gruber. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Gruber. And happy Thanksgiving! JG: Thank […]
It has recently been revealed that civil rights icon Rev. Al Sharpton is having difficulty paying his taxes. With federal liens of over $3 million and state tax liens of $777, 657 Mr. Sharpton is in danger of no longer being able to influence politics in our country. Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan […]
The rapper known as Big Paybacc died while at a McDonalds in Palmdale, California. According to witnesses, the rapper whose real name was Habeeb Ameer Zekajj, was eating a Big Mac with large fries, soda and a side of McNuggets when he died. “Yeah he was sitting at the booth next to me” said a patron. He was […]
Patricia “Peppermint Patty” Reichardt married her lover Marcie in a ceremony attended by Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Schroeder, Charlie Brown’s teacher and Peppermint Patty’s entire woman’s lacrosse semi-pro team. “This is the happiest day of my life” said Peppermint Patty after the ceremony. For a long time I thought I’d never see this day. But […]
Having spent the entire night in an alleyway fondling strangers for money, I didn’t have anything prepared to write about when I returned home. So I guess it’s another spam post. Spam and herpes: The two constants in the life of Manhattan Infidel. That gives me an idea. A new category called “A Visit to […]
Recently the political blogging community, of which I am a respected tolerated get the f*ck out of my bathroom member has been talking about Vice President Joe Biden. Specifically his expanding forehead. It appears that Biden’s forehead has increased in size as seen from this recent picture. But why? What could cause the Vice President’s […]
And when he had opened the seventh seal (okay, we bought dead seals from a zoo), there was silence in the heaven of Climate Change. THE SEVEN ELECTRIC GUITARS Seven Hollywood Starlets with Electric Guitars 2. And I saw the seven starlets stand before the low-flush throne and there were given to them seven electric […]
Mr. Spock, formerly first officer of the Starship Enterprise is suing Star Fleet for “emotional damage due to discrimination” over a controversial incident at his Pon Farr ritual on his home world of Vulcan. While little is known of the specifics of the Pon Farr (“It is not spoken of with outworlders” said Spock) it […]
The perennially late mayor of New York City, Warren Wilhelm, Jr., (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio) today angered Satan, one of his biggest backers, by showing up 45 minutes late for a scheduled meeting. “I had a very rough night and woke up sluggish” said the mayor. I should have […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to present to you the official daily horoscope. I’m not sure I totally believe in horoscopes but sometimes they can be accurate. (Like the time my horoscope told me that the burning wasn’t an eternal flame, to quote the Bangles, but gonorrhea.) Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22) You will […]