Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, November 7th, 2014

Charlie Brown Accused of Rape!

Charlie Brown received today the bad news he has been dreading for months:  His elementary school had formally accused him of raping the little red-haired girl he had been obsessed with. Brown’s predator tendencies first came to the attention of the school’s doctrinal counselors when he was overheard telling his friend Linus that he liked the […]