Browsing the blog archives for December, 2014

A Very Special New Year’s Eve of Color With Al Sharpton

Hoping to attract a younger, hipper demographic MSNBC announced that its New Year’s Eve special this year will be “A Very Special New Year’s Eve of Color With Al Sharpton.” Announcer:  Live from New York City it’s Al Sharpton’s New Year’s Eve of Color.  And now your host Al Sharpton. AS:  Thank you announcer.  Where’s the […]

Wesley Crusher Raped!

Wesley Crusher, previously acting ensign onboard the Starship Enterprise-D and now a cadet at Star Fleet Academy may have been brutally raped during a fraternity initiation. The story, entitled “A Rape at Star Fleet Academy” tells how cadet Crusher was thrown onto a table filled with broken glass and gang raped by several cadets, only three of […]

How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa (Part II)

  Then the Grinch said, “Giddap!” And the sleigh started down Towards the homes where the Whos Lay a-snooze in their town (Even the drug dealers). All the Whos were dreaming sweet dreams without care When he came to the first house on the square. “This will be the test case” the old Grinchy Claus […]

How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa (Part I)

Every Who of color Down in Who-ville Liked Kwanzaa a lot But the Grinch, a racist who lived north of Who-ville  and lived a white privilege lifestyle did not The racist Grinch hated Kwanzaa!  The whole Kwanzaa season! It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. It could be perhaps, that his shoes […]

You’re a Mean One, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (Stage Name Bill de Blasio)

Presented without comment. You’re a mean one, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (stage name Bill de Blasio) , You really are a heel! You’re as cuddly as a cactus, You’re as charming as an eel, Mayor Wilhelm Jr., You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You’re a monster, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., Your heart’s an […]


An Open Letter to New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.

Recently New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio) has begun constructing a fence around the perimeter of Gracie Mansion, the mayoral residence. The so-called “privacy fence” being constructed behind the existing historic red brick wall constitutes an affront to the citizens of New York City. In […]


Hell to Get WiFi!

Satan, CEO and CTO of Hell Enterprises has announced a sweeping new technology initiative that will greatly enhance the overall experience of Hell for tormented souls. “As the CEO I have a responsibility to my stockholders” explained Satan. This isn’t your father’s Hell.  It isn’t enough just to torment souls with eternal fire. People expect more […]

My Exclusive Interview With Presidential Assassin Lee Harvey Oswald

Today at Manhattan Infidel I’d like to welcome one of the most famous figures of the 20th century.  Lee Harvey Oswald himself. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Oswald. LHO: Hey, how are you doing? MI: I’m doing okay.  I’m sure my readers would like to know what you have been up to for the past 50 years. LHO: Oh you know, […]

Joe Biden Not Allowed to Go Out and Play

A year long investigation has recommended that Vice President Biden not be allowed to go outside. “It’s true” said a White House source who insisted on anonymity. I know Joe doesn’t like it. He gets all sad and mopey but it’s for his own protection. We used to let him outside to play but let’s just say […]


Republicans Promise to Do All They Can to Lose Big in 2016

In the month since they won sweeping majorities in the House and Senate, Republican leaders have begun to sit down and plot a losing strategy for 2016. “The American people have spoken and we have listened” declared the soon-to-be Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY). They have sent a clear message that they want socialism. […]