Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, December 4th, 2014

Santa Held in Death of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Santa, famous the world over for violating sovereign air space and breaking into homes every Christmas Eve, is being held for questioning in the death of his long time companion Rudolph, the famous reindeer with the red nose. “At approximately 8 am officers were called to Rudolph’s house” said the Chief of Police for the […]