Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, December 19th, 2014

Hell to Get WiFi!

Satan, CEO and CTO of Hell Enterprises has announced a sweeping new technology initiative that will greatly enhance the overall experience of Hell for tormented souls. “As the CEO I have a responsibility to my stockholders” explained Satan. This isn’t your father’s Hell.  It isn’t enough just to torment souls with eternal fire. People expect more […]