Browsing the blog archives for December, 2014
Pope Francis declared that heaven is open not only to believers but to animals as well. “Heaven is open to all creatures” declared the popular leader of the world’s Roman Catholics. “And there they will be vested with the joy and love of God, without limits.” Pope Francis’ declaration that animals go to heaven was […]
Lately rape has dominated the headlines. It seems everybody is raping everybody in the rape epidemic of 2014. The gang rape at a frathouse at UVA and the brutal rape of America’s sweetheart, Lena Dunham, while she was a student at Oberlin and, of course, Bill Cosby raping everything that wasn’t jello pudding are just […]
Over the years at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have had the chance to interview many important figures. Today I have the pleasure of talking with Chuck Todd, moderator of Meet the Press. MI: Good afternoon, Mr. Todd. CT: Nice to be here, Manhattan Infidel. MI: As moderator of Meet the Press do you feel you […]
Lately on the news there have been lots of stories about “emotional support” animals, which are quite different from service dogs for the blind or those confined to wheelchairs. Basically an “emotional support” animal can be a dog, pig or even an alpaca that a human needs with him to provide relief from emotional stress. Recently […]
Responding to complaints from parents, popular superhero Superman has announced that he will wear his underwear beneath his tights from now on. “Look I personally like this look” said the caped hero. I’ve been wearing it like this since college. It was something of a fad then. Batman and I decided to wear our underwear […]
With the acquittal of the officer who put Eric Garner in a choke hold New York City remains tense. Tall, socialist freak Warren Wilhelm Jr. (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio) spoke emotionally of the toll of being black has on his son and the advice he gave him about how […]
On Wednesday a grand jury in Staten Island, New York decided not to indict a police officer in the death of gentle giant Eric Garner. Immediately after the announcement protests erupted across the city. Believing it is my responsibility to provide my readers with the facts made up entertaining shit I have decided to review […]
Santa, famous the world over for violating sovereign air space and breaking into homes every Christmas Eve, is being held for questioning in the death of his long time companion Rudolph, the famous reindeer with the red nose. “At approximately 8 am officers were called to Rudolph’s house” said the Chief of Police for the […]
American cocker spaniel Lady has accused Tramp, her one-time companion, of microaggression and disrespecting her canine vagina. “I am an educated, professional cocker spaniel” said Lady. And I feel that Tramp has disrespected me. He only wanted to sniff and mount me. I warned him that he needs to seek my verbal and/or written consent […]
It has been hectic this week at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ between Christmas shopping and clearing my internet history so visitors do not see what I’ve been viewing. So instead of actually preparing anything to write it’s time for the latest visit to the Spam factory. (Spam valid in continental United States only. Allow […]