He’s a mean one

Presented without comment.

You’re a mean one, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (stage name Bill de Blasio) ,
You really are a heel!
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel, Mayor Wilhelm Jr.,

A picture of shit.

You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You’re a monster, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
Your heart’s an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,

Another picture of shit

I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a foul one, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,

Another picture of shit

Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile!

You’re a foul one, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,

You’re a nasty wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,

Shit shit shit

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
“Stink! Stank! Stunk!”

A rare photo of Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., and Al Sharpton together

You’re a rotter, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
You’re the king of sinful sots!
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,

More shit

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

Rev Al and Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., have a confab.

You nauseate me, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
With a nauseous super “naus!”
You’re a crooked dirty jockey,
And you drive a crooked horse, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,

A rare photo of conjoined shit

You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Well there you have it.  I said it would be presented without comment and I have done so.

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