Presented without comment.
You’re a mean one, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (stage name Bill de Blasio) ,
You really are a heel!
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel, Mayor Wilhelm Jr.,
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
Your heart’s an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a foul one, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
You’re a nasty wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
“Stink! Stank! Stunk!”
You’re a rotter, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
You’re the king of sinful sots!
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
With a nauseous super “naus!”
You’re a crooked dirty jockey,
And you drive a crooked horse, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.,
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
Well there you have it. I said it would be presented without comment and I have done so.
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It sure must stink these days in the Big Apple.
It’s gotten to the point where we can no longer blame New Jersey for the stench.
you have done your “doody” with this story soldier!
We bridge and tunnel people ihere n Jersey also dislike Pygmy fu___ng Germans posing as Italians..ooh faa!
I especially liked the pictures of Revd. Al Sharpton, floating in the toilet.
Merry Kwanzaa.