Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, November 3rd, 2014

Elmer J. Fudd Shot Dead!

Local resident and hunting enthusiast Elmer J. Fudd was gunned down by a SWAT team today when he refused to give up his “assault” double-barreled shotgun. “We had no choice” said the Captain of the county’s newly-organized SWAT team. He refused to give up his shotgun, or rifle.  I don’t know what it was but it […]