Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, November 14th, 2014

NYC Mayor Warren Wilhelm, Jr., (Stage Name Bill de Blasio) Late For Meeting With Satan

The perennially late mayor of New York City, Warren Wilhelm, Jr., (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio) today angered Satan, one of his biggest backers, by showing up 45 minutes late for a scheduled meeting. “I had a very rough night and woke up sluggish” said the mayor. I should have […]

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