Browsing the blog archives for November, 2014
Being a world-famous blogger has many perks (and I’m sure anyone who has a blog will agree with me on this): Travel around the globe, hobnobbing with the rich and famous, financial benefits and of course the women. Always women. They can’t seem to leave bloggers alone. But blogging does have one downside. Spam. So sit […]
An Intermediate Vision, and the Opening of the Seventh Seal (No, Not the Singer Well Okay Maybe the Singer) Chapter Seven After this I saw four Hollywood starlets standing and looking emaciated at the four corners of the earth, holding fast the four winds of the earth, that no wind should blow over the earth […]
With the midterms elections over enough time has passed to reflect upon its meaning. What does the Republican wave forebode? Who better to talk about it than former ABC News anchor, Dead Peter Jennings. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Dead Peter Jennings. May I call you Dead? DPJ: Peter will be fine. I don’t insist on formalities. MI: Very well […]
Charlie Brown received today the bad news he has been dreading for months: His elementary school had formally accused him of raping the little red-haired girl he had been obsessed with. Brown’s predator tendencies first came to the attention of the school’s doctrinal counselors when he was overheard telling his friend Linus that he liked the […]
Recently the future 45th president of the United States Hillary Clinton, who will reign from 2017 to 2025 was quoted as saying “Don’t let anybody tell you that, you know, it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.” Because of the controversy these comments engendered Ms. Clinton had to backtrack and modify her comments and claim […]
The Breaking of the First Six Seals (No Not the Singer or Seals You Find in a Zoo) Chapter Six And I saw that the newly-married guy from Ocean’s Eleven (no not the original) had opened the first of the seven seals and I heard the first living creature from the IRS saying “Come together right […]
He’s the world’s hottest celebrity. He’s in demand across the globe. His name is on everyone’s lips and he has just arrived in New York City. Only I have the journalist bona fides to snag an interview. Ladies and gentlemen I now present my exclusive interview with the Ebola virus. MI: Ebola it’s a pleasure to meet […]
Local resident and hunting enthusiast Elmer J. Fudd was gunned down by a SWAT team today when he refused to give up his “assault” double-barreled shotgun. “We had no choice” said the Captain of the county’s newly-organized SWAT team. He refused to give up his shotgun, or rifle. I don’t know what it was but it […]