Spam is the tie that binds

Being a world-famous blogger has many perks (and I’m sure anyone who has a blog will agree with me on this):  Travel around the globe, hobnobbing with the rich and famous, financial benefits and of course the women.  Always women.  They can’t seem to leave bloggers alone.

But blogging does have one downside.  Spam.  So sit back and enjoy the latest edition of a Visit to the Spam Factory.

Scarpe Woolrich writes:

In today’s scenario when all the brands are coming up with unisex designs, finding a suitable masculine design can be bit of a task for you.

You’re from the Patriarchy aren’t you?  I’m a proud metrosexual and wear metrosexual designs only.  I find masculine clothing offensive.

Cadmcrmugh writes:

Keywords:  Leather and metal straps!

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Bpas writes:

 Could face disciplinary action!

For the last time, it was consensual!  And there’s a reason I sent her that selfie:  I wanted her to see my penis.

New Beats by Dr. Dre writes:

Tips shown in explicit detail.

Wow.  So that’s a reverse rusty trombone!  Thank you.

Whole Sales Fence writes:

Share your thoughts about these movies.

All in all the production values were excellent but haven’t any of the female models ever heard of a razor?

William George Homes writes:

College students.

I have several in my crawlspace.

Heidiogtimm writes

You will be caught.

I doubt it.  No one knows about the crawlspace.

The Healthy You Program writes:

This is my first visit to your blog!

Relax. You can trust me.  I’m a blogger.

Buy Custom NHL Hockey Jerseys writes:

 Today, I went to the beach with my children.

You should avoid those beaches.  It’s not nice for children to see nude beaches at such a young age.

Ugg Suburb Crochet Knit Gray Boots writes:

It seems to everybody that your opinions are not entirely rational.

I’m a Democrat.  That means I don’t have to be rational.  I hold my beliefs because they make me feel good about myself.  But I wouldn’t expect you to understand since you’re not as smart as I am.

Canada Goose Outlet writes:

Do you have a spam problem on this blog?

Yes but only from those dirty, filthy Canadians.  I’m still working on blocking that country.

 Bottes Gucci Pas Cher writes:

This looks softer.

I’m still in my refractory stage.  Try playing with it some more.

Solarnite Club writes:

It is time to be happy.

Like I said. Keep playing with it some more.

Banane Gucci writes:

Three pocket beagles lean out of a window: Ms Regan started with dogs of friends, before placing adverts online for certain breeds she thought would work.

That’s quite the fetish.  But who am I to judge?

Rpspecialists writes:

Wow that was strange.

Sorry.  Usually my penis is warmer but it was cold last night and I don’t like wearing pants.

Kids Ugg Colors writes:

Virtually all of what you say is surprisingly accurate and it makes me ponder why I hadn’t looked at this with this light previously.

Where are you buying your LSD?  It might not be high quality like the stuff I get.

Dksports writes:

I’d like to follow you if that would be okay.

Creep!  Quit looking at my ass.

Nicexito writes:

Must have all their paperwork in order. They need to have pay stubs, bank statements and their credit report.

You know I remember when slave trading was much simpler.

And finally, Government Grants writes:

Who was naked and had been banging on a window at police headquarters?

That would be me.  I blame the meth.

Until next time.  Keep your cards and letters coming.  Especially the ones with French maids and nurses.

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