Spam (The I Found This Blog By Mistake Edition)

Spam is the tie that binds

Spam is the tie that binds

It was a long night at the Worldwide Headquarters™ of Manhattan Infidel and between breaking news and personal tragedy (my credit card was rejected at the Bunny Ranch) I haven’t had time to prepare a post for today.  So instead dear readers I present you with the latest edition of A Visit to the Spam Factory.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to call my credit card company and sort out this financial embarrassment.  (How the hell am I supposed to get my knob polished if my card is rejected?)

Eugene4196 writes:

Gift baskets for women are fun to shop for.

Freak.  Get the hell away from me.

Geulphugo writes

The city is wonderfully preserved, dominated by soaring architecture.

Obviously you’re not talking about Detroit.

Menatec writes:

You have to make them aware that you are reaching out to them.

Especially if they are blindfolded.

Sylvester838 writes:

Limited to birthdays and holidays.

Ah the sex life of a married couple.

 SEO Plugin writes:

  You should be flat on the ground.

I usually am after the bars close, which in New York is 4 am.

Viviene Westwood writes:

Clad in a flesh coloured, transparent dress with no knickers and a strategically placed fig leaf.

I like to make a grand entrance.

USA Free Classifieds writes:

I need some advice from an established blog.

If she looks too young and attractive she’s probably a cop.

The Bad writes:

Vibrant options to choose from include Ocean Blue, Jungle Green, and the popular Fire Red.

Interesting.  I’ll have to check it out.  My Japanese sex robot is standard flesh-colored.

Longchamps writes:

Hey there I am so happy I found your web site, I really found you by mistake, while I was browsing on Google for something else.

I pay Google extra to link my blog to any searches for “Big breasted Japanese women.”  It’s expensive but it really increases my traffic.

Gabrielosuna writes:

Under communist rule the place has changed much.

It’s sad what Mayor Warren Wilhelm, Jr. (state name Bill de Blasio) has done to New York City.

Haroldddc writes:

Sick of Japan reports?

Um, no.  Some of the best “reports” come from Japan, especially the ones with big breasted women.

Contrefacon writes:

Send their videotape!

Oh come on, Get out of the ’90s.  Just buy a subscription to a porn site and live-stream videos of big breasted Japanese women.

Hollister Outlets writes:

Defamation laws are so important!

You said it you bed-wetting, cowardly, never known the touch of a woman who masturbates in public jackhole!  How many dismembered prostitutes are in your crawlspace anyway?

And finally, Affiliated Auto Glass writes:

When I look at your RSS feed it gives me a bunch of weird text, is the problem on my side?

It can only be attributable to human error.  By the way I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Until next time. Keep the Spam coming.  Except for you Hollister Outlets.  You make me sick you perverted serial killer.


4 Responses

  1. Why don’t you just pay a visit to your neighbor, Bill Clinton? I hear he has a long list of women who polish knobs for free.

  2. petermc3 says:

    Hold the pickle hold the lettuce special orders don’t upset us…

  3. LSP says:

    Dear old “Viv”! Perhaps you remember “Malcolm”? And his buddy Rushdie?

    Sheer, total, mind-bending, awesome, (enough) genius.


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