Browsing the blog archives for August, 2013

The True Story of Sgt. Stubby

He was one of the most decorated American heroes of World War I.  He was involved in 17 battles on the Western Front. He saved his regiment from gas attacks, comforted the wounded and even caught a German spy. After the war a movie was made about Sgt. Stubby starring Gary Cooper. Cooper (as Sgt. […]

For One Dollar a Day You Can Support Oprah Winfrey!

Like most Americans I was shocked and disturbed by the news out of Switzerland that Oprah Winfrey was the victim of racism.  It seems a store clerk refused to sell Ms. Winfrey a $38,000 handbag because she was black! I expect this type of behavior from the stupid, slack-jawed little people who live in America. […]

Yankees Beat Angels; AROD Rubs Cream All Over His Body

“Cream.  I love the stuff.  Oh, I mean it’s my favorite band.” ~ Alex Rodriguez Tonight your humble blogger went to Yankee Stadium to see the Yankees play the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.  The Yankees started CC “Not the ace anymore” Sabathia (10-10 4.66) and the Angels countered with Jason Vargas (6-5 3.86). The […]

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Free t-Shirts For Everybody!

The other day your humble correspondent went to a minor league baseball game between the Staten Island Yankees and the single A affiliate of the Red Sox, the Lowell Spinners. The Yankees lost.  (This is 2013 after all.) Now if you have been to a sporting event recently you know that free t-shirts are distributed […]

White Black Man Holds Press Conference

Famous white black man Barack Obama held one of his many press conferences at the White House Friday afternoon.  We here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel were supposed to attend but due to a scheduling conflict drunk were unable to. Fortunately we were able to obtain a transcript which we present here in […]

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Horton Hears The Who!

The anthropomorphic world experienced tragedy today when Horton died in a stampede during a rock concert by the British group The Who. “It’s horrible” said a friend. Horton loved The Who, well except for Entwistle.  He was so excited to go to this concert.  The last time I saw him he was waving his elephant […]

Network Accidentally Schedules Program With No Gay Characters

The entertainment community was shocked today to learn that one of the major national television networks had put on its fall schedule a show that featured no gay characters. Once word of this hate crime became known the executive who green-lighted the program tendered his resignation. “I am aware that what I did was wrong” […]

From Ye Olde New Yorke Times: Racist Americans Drop Nuclear Bomb on Peoples of Color

Dateline August 7th, 1945.  Ye Olde New Yorke Times We here at Ye Olde New Yorke Times have just received word that our government, in our name, has dropped a new explosive device on the defenseless Japanese City of Hiroshima. How long must this war of aggression continue?  The Japanese are no threat to us. […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Sydney Leathers’ Parents

  In the two weeks since the WeinerGate II broke one question has haunted America:  Would Sydney Leathers do a porn video?  And if so, when? Well worry no more America.  Sydney Leathers has signed with Vivid Video and has already shot her first porn video, a hardcore masturbation epic entitled, “I love your policies. […]

Rangel Excused From Congress After Racial Slur

Veteran congressman Charlie Rangel (D-NY) was excused from all congressional activities today after the widespread fallout from his racial slur. Rangel has entered a private treatment facility to get help for his actions, something he and congress agreed was in his best interest. Rangel’s problems began when he was caught on a video using the […]

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