Browsing the blog archives for August, 2013
Wolverine, the mutant with animal-like senses and enhanced physical capabilities that have allowed him to survive with the metal alloy adamantium bonded to his skeleton, has announced that he is slashing all prices at his four flower shops in the Hudson Valley. “I’m slashing everything! I’m the wolverine and when I slash, I slash! For my […]
For the past week the spotlight has been on Anthony Weiner and his sexting partner Sydney Leathers. Since Miss Leathers (middle name Corinthian) seems fond of the spotlight I, Manhattan Infidel, out of the goodness of my heart have decided to give her some career advice to extend her 15 minutes of fame. Replace Snooki […]