Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, August 2nd, 2013

Wolverine Slashes Prices!

Wolverine, the mutant with animal-like senses and enhanced physical capabilities that have allowed him to survive with the metal alloy adamantium bonded to his skeleton, has announced that he is slashing all prices at his four flower shops in the Hudson Valley. “I’m slashing everything! I’m the wolverine and when I slash, I slash!  For my […]