Browsing the blog archives for July, 2013
Elliot Spitzer, disgraced former governor of New York and former low-rated host at CNN is running for comptroller of New York State. “I’ve thought long and hard about returning to service the people of New York” said the former governor. Being serviced by the public, I mean servicing the public is a noble profession. The […]
In the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict and the inflaming or racial tensions, I, the Manhattan Infidel, have contemplated Olivia Wilde in a french maid outfit, Olivia Wilde and Taylor Swift in french maid outfits, Olivia Wilde and Taylor Swift in french maid outfits kissing each other how best to bring about racial harmony […]
“I used to be good.” ~ Joba Chamberlain Today the Yankees wrapped up the first half of the season with a game against the Minnesota Twins. The Yankees started their “ace” Carsten Charles Sabathia (9-8 4.07) and the Twins started, in only his fourth start in the majors, rookie Kyle Gibson (2-2 6.45). Let’s see. […]
Santa Claus was dropped by the Toy Network today after weeks of controversy surrounding his use of the ‘M” word during a recent deposition. “We at the Toy Network do not condone the use of the “M” word in any way, shape or form” said its CEO. We wish to apologize to our viewers and […]
“There’s no crying in baseball. But there should be.” ~ Yankee executive that signed AROD to a ten-year contract. Fresh off yesterday’s tough loss the Yankees hoped to rebound, starting Ivan Nova (4-2 3.63). The Royals’ starter was Wade Davis (4-8 5.89). As they did last night the Yankees scored a run in the bottom […]
“When people think of the Yankees I want them to think of me giving old people jobs.” ~ Yankee GM Brian Cashman Having lost two in a row the 2013 Yankees (just like the 1973 Yankees but with 100 percent more expensive ticket prices) tried to get a win against the Kansas City Royals. The […]
Damage from the NSA spying scandal continues to plague the Obama administration, threatening free trade negotiations with the European Union. Said President Francoise Hollande of France (pictured here), “We cannot accept this kind of behavior between partners and allies.” I expect this type of behavior from a cowboy like Bush but not from an enlightened […]
I have written about this subject before here Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Professional NFL Player Malfeasance Template and here Manhattan Infidel Presents Yet Another Professional Athlete Malfeasance Template but with the arrest of Aaron Hernandez the time seemed fitting to revise and extend the Official NFL Malfeasance Template. Is this your first felony? Yes. No. […]
In the past few weeks you no doubt have seen us in the news. One of our former contractors, Edward Snowden, is on the run, wanted by the United States government for leaking classified documents relating to NSA hacking of computers and spying on American citizens. No doubt you are asking yourself, “What does this […]
When the demon child of the daughter of the man who helped O.J. Simpson get away with murder and Kanye West was born there was much speculation as to what its name would be. When it was revealed that the unfortunate demon child would be called “North West” speculation soon turned to “How long before […]