Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Two Retarded Men Go Whitewater Rafting

Mayor Mike Bloomberg of New York City and Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York State, arguably the two most famous differentially abled men in America went white water rafting in the Adirondacks yesterday. “I like water” said Bloomberg.  “It’s pretty.  I like to drink water.  Can I drink this water?” Wearing special helmets in case […]

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