Browsing the blog archives for April, 2016
Superhero movies are all the rage nowadays. Probably because 20 somethings and 30 somethings all live at home with their parents, haven’t worn a suit in their lives and refuse to grow up. Adults can we let the kids have their superheros back? But I digress. One thing I’ve noticed is that these new movies […]
Everybody remembers Rachel Dolezal. She was the head of the Spokane NAACP before it was discovered that she was actually white and was forced to resign. Well she’s back plugging her memoir, “Fake Black Lives Matter.” Recently she appeared on NBC’s Today Show to discuss her transsracialism. After her interview with Savannah Guthrie she sat down […]
Anyone who was around in the 1970s remembers the story of Captain and Tennille. They were the perfect Hollywood couple. But behind the scenes all was not well. Ms. Tennille has been gracious enough to sit down with me to discuss her life. MI: Good afternoon Ms. Tennille and thank you for being here. You divorced […]
Since I am a religious man sweet Jesus her skirt is short and a political junkie I sell governor Cuomo his heroin I have decided to publish the Ten Commandments. The modern version promulgated by his holiness Barack Obama. 1 And now Barack Obama spoke all these words on MSNBC which follow. 2 I, the President, am […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing one of the most successful recording artists of all time: The People’s Boss, Bruce Springsteen himself. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Springsteen. I’ve been a fan of yours for years. You really represent the hopes and dreams of the working man. May I call you Bruce? BS: No. […]
Responding to the overpopulation crisis on the Earth, California, in conjunction with its End of Life Option Act, has launched a toll-fee number for residents who need more information on how to commit suicide. Wanting my readers to have a chance to make up their minds as to whether a pro suicide helpline sponsored by […]
Since the passage of the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965 America has seen its demographic makeup change dramatically. Not only has the Hispanic population increased dramatically but one important group of immigrants often go unnoticed: Those from the Klingon Homeworld. “I came to America the same reason everyone comes to America” said one Klingon. […]
“Nothing give me greater pleasure than playing the game of baseball. Except for hookers and booze that is. Actually you know what? Screw baseball. I want my knob polished.” ~ Mickey Mantle And so, much like Walking Dead fans who now will have to wait six months to find out who Negan killed, Yankee fans […]
Hoping to attract business with its progressive policies, the City of Gotham today announced that it has passed a Catwoman Accomodation Act, the first of its kind in the entire country. Under the terms of the new act all public bathrooms in Gotham City must be unigender, with access provided for men and women. Also, […]
First Lady Michelle Obama has not been seen in the nation’s Capitol in months leading to speculation as to the cause. While many believe she has abandoned the Capitol out of disgust with how Republicans treat her husband the truth is far different and wildly unexpected: The First Lady has been travelling the country beating […]