Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, April 4th, 2016

Michelle Obama Neglects First Lady Duties to Beat up Schoolchildren!

First Lady Michelle Obama has not been seen in the nation’s Capitol in months leading to speculation as to the cause. While many believe she has abandoned the Capitol out of disgust with how Republicans treat her husband the truth is far different and wildly unexpected:  The First Lady has been travelling the country beating […]