Browsing the blog archives for September, 2014

My Exclusive Interview with Stephen Hawking

Today at Manhattan Infidel it is my distinct honor and privilege to interview one of the greatest minds of our generation:  noted physicist Stephen Hawking. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Hawking. SH: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel, or should I call you Manhattan nonbeliever in the deity? MI: Actually that’s not why I chose the name Infidel.  But onto my […]

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: A Discussion of President Obama’s “Post” Presidency

Being a time traveler, as I assume most bloggers are, I sat down with some representatives from the mainstream media and popular culture in the year 2019 to discuss the impact of former President Obama’s “post” Presidency, which lasted roughly from his unofficial abdication in late 2013 until January 20, 2017.  Joining me in the […]

My Exclusive Interview with Senator Kirsten Gillibrand

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have an exclusive interview with New York’s junior Senator,  the lovely Kirsten Gillibrand. MI: Good afternoon Senator Gillibrand. KG: You called me lovely?  You called me lovely?  I am not your girl toy! MI: Um, sorry. KG: Would you call Chuck Schumer lovely? MI: Well no.  He’s quite homely. KG: Precisely.  I […]

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Your 2014 Yankees: The He Might Be Usher Edition

“Baseball is the only place where a sacrifice is really appreciated” ~ Unknown No 9/11 post today. I am sick of 9/11.  I am sick of how our oversocialized, guilt-ridden left uses it as a “teachable moment” to discuss white privilege and the historical sins of America. I am sick of 9/11 being used as […]

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Lee Harvey Oswald for President 2016!

Being a member of the MSM it is my job to do whatever I can to help the Democratic Party.  As such I have spent the past few weeks evaluating the Democratic candidates for President and have found all them lacking. Elizabeth Warren?  Attractive with impeccable socialist credentials.  As a native American she will add another […]

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Government Nationalizes Burger King!

With the stroke of his pen, President Obama today ordered the nationalization of all Burger King restaurants in the United States as well as any and all profit Burger King may make. “This is a great day for America” beamed the President in his stylish tan suit. No longer will private companies be allowed to avoid […]

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Your 2014 Yankees (The Annoying Drunk Girl Edition)

“The thought of death is peppermint to you/when games begin with patriotic song/and a democratic sun beats broadly down” ~ John Updike On a steamy Friday night in the Bronx, the Yankees, having just won two out of three against the Red Sox welcomed the Kansas City Athletics Royals to town.  The Yankees started Michael Pineda […]

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Horoscope Time! (The Rudimentary Lathe Edition)

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters™ of Manhattan Infidel we are taking a break from the depressing world of politics to recharge our batteries.  And what better way to do that than to present yet another horoscope. Horoscope valid in continental United States only.  Do not read horoscope if you are taking nitrates for chest pain […]

From the Manhattan Infidel Archives: Titanic Sunk by Iceberg Lettuce!

Since it is a slow day here at Manhattan Infidel I have reached back into the archives to present a story first reported on the pages of this blog back in 1912: Dateline April 14, 1912:  Tragic News from The Atlantic.  Titanic Sunk by Iceberg Lettuce! News comes to us over the wireless that the RMS Titanic was […]

My Exclusive Interview with Cee Lo Green

Today at Manhattan Infidel it is my pleasure to interview one half of the hip hop group Gnarls Barkley and one of the hosts of “The Voice” currently seen on NBC, Cee Lo Green. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Green. CLG: Let’s make this quick honky.  I got stuff to do. MI: Um.  Okay.  Let’s start off with the recent […]