Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, September 17th, 2014

Drone Strike Ordered on White House After Security Breach

The White House was put on lockdown after a toddler squeezed through the security gate and ran onto the North Lawn. “We saw unauthorized movement on the North Lawn” said a Secret Service agent. We had a brief moment of panic because we didn’t know the identity of the transgressor.  Was it a teabagger?  What […]