Browsing the blog archives for June, 2014
Recently there was no little controversy in New York after the wife of Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (stage name Bill de Blasio), Chirlane McCray, admitted in an interview that she wasn’t always the best parent. In the interest of fair play I have asked Mrs. Wilhelm Jr., to grace the pages of Manhattan Infidel to […]
Being a blogger I make it a point to concern myself with questions such as does God exist? Can his existence be proven or inferred? Did the delivery boy urinate in my Pepsi? I’ve bought this woman four drinks. Why hasn’t she agreed to sleep with me? Today I will concern myself with the question […]
Secretary of State John Kerry called today for a “peaceful two-state” solution to the simmering conflict between North Dakota and South Dakota. “For years the world has looked on with horror as North Dakota and South Dakota have fought each other” declared Kerry. This must stop. There must be peace between the two nations. North Dakota […]
Like all bloggers I have an extensive workout regimen. Up at the crack of dawn for a ten-mile jog. Then a 20-mile bike run. Then I head to the gym for some weight-lifting. Okay, so all that was a lie. It’s from my eHarmony profile. It impresses women. Recently our Commander-in-Chief was photographed in Poland […]
After watching the 70th anniversary of D-Day and the infamous interpretive dance of the event it got me to thinking. Why this prejudice against the fine art of interpretive dance? The sight of hundreds of professional dancers pretending to land at Normandy and dodging fake bullets was profoundly moving. In fact, I, the Manhattan Infidel, hasn’t […]
John Merrick, best known as the so-called “Elephant Man” was hired hired by the CNN cable network. “CNN is proud of its history of tolerance and inclusion” said CNN’s head of Human Resources. We hired blacks back in the 1980s, way before it became fashionable. We have hired women like Erin Burnett. We have hired homosexuals […]
The Scene: Friday night, somewhere in America. First Announcer: Welcome to fight night. We have an exciting match for you. Tonight President Obama will be fighting the United States Economy in a steel cage death match. Second Announcer:Yes and as you know there has been a history of bad blood between these opponents. First Announcer:This […]
“What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game…. There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife’s fidelity and his mother’s respectability.” […]