Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

SWAT Team Kills Local Boy Eating Unauthorized Ice Cream Cone!

Tragedy struck the small town of Pleasant Valley New York today as a SWAT team member was injured while taking down a six-year old boy. Sources report that the trouble started when Billy Donaldson, a town resident was eating an ice cone on the curb in front of his house. “We had reports of a […]