Browsing the blog archives for September, 2013
United States Secretary of State Herman Munster John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergey V. Lavrov have announced a historic agreement that will avoid a U.S. airstrike against Syria. Speaking at a joint press conference Mr. Munster Kerry said that This agreement, if fully implemented, will avert U.S airstrikes and provide a framework for peace […]
Santa Claus was killed today while testing his new Learjet sleigh. Santa took off from Orlando, Florida shortly before 9 am on a flight to Dallas, Texas. On board with Santa were his agent and the two pilots. The last contact with Santa’s flight was at 9:27 am when the sleigh was instructed to climb […]
With a potential war with Syria still looming, on Tuesday September 10th President Obama addressed the nation. As a service to my readers I present the president’s speech, unexpurgated and unaltered, just as it was delivered. My fellow Americans, tonight I want to talk to you about Syria — why it matters, and where we […]
It has now been 12 years since the man-caused disaster that afflicted the capital of capitalism in the United States. When the towers came down many in America looked to Hollywood to once again rally around the President and the country as they did during World War II. What follows are some of the examples […]
Noted leech, unemployed man, former heroin addict environmental activist Robert Kennedy Jr., son of the slain senator has had his “sex diary” released to the public. The 398 page bombshell diary contains a list of his conquests with the numbers 1 through 10 next to them. One being copping a feel, eight being intercourse and […]
History’s greatest monster, George Zimmerman, was stopped in Orlando, Florida and cited for speeding. “Sorry” said the unrepentant monster speedster to the officer who pulled him over. As to why Zimmerman felt he could go 60 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour zone there is speculation that he will use the so-called […]
“Buy me some peanuts and HGH/I don’t care if I stop producing testosterone” ~ old baseball sing-a-long. Fresh off a three-game sweep of the hapless White Sox, the Yankees started a four-game series against the American League East leading Boston Red Sox. The Yankees started the American League pitcher of the month for August, Ivan […]
Zombies are much in the news lately with many TV shows and movies being built around them. With that in mind today at Manhattan Infidel I am honored to snag an interview with a member of the community of the undead. MI:Welcome to my humble blog. Z: Thank you. It’s a pleasure to be here. […]
Good afternoon, everybody. Ten days ago the world watched in horror as men, women and children were massacred in Syria in the worst chemical attack the world has ever seen. Well, except for the ones we did. This attack is an assault on human dignity. Like some of Michelle’s dresses. Now after careful deliberation I […]
“Psst. Hey kid. Every done HGH? Bet you want to, don’t you?” ~ Alex Rodriguez Sunday September 1st On a muggy Sunday in the Bronx the Yankee faced the Baltimore Orioles, hoping to sweep the series and gain yet more ground in the Wild Card. The Yankee started Andy Pettitte (10-9 4.01) and the former […]