Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, September 13th, 2013

Santa Dies in Tragic Sleigh Crash

Santa Claus was killed today while testing his new Learjet sleigh. Santa took off from Orlando, Florida shortly before 9 am on a flight to Dallas, Texas. ¬†On board with Santa were his agent and the two pilots. The last contact with Santa’s flight was at 9:27 am when the sleigh was instructed to climb […]