Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, September 27th, 2013

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Victim of Identity Fraud

Respected local citizen John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has announced that he is the victim of identity fraud. “I guess I should have been more careful on the internet” said Schmidt. The trouble for Jingleheimer Schmidt first started when SWAT team members burst down his door and threatened to shoot him unless he showed them where […]