Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

Mr. Peebles Killed By Magilla Gorilla

Local merchant Melvin Peebles was brutally murdered today by Magilla, the gorilla he kept in his display window. “It’s not like we didn’t see this coming” said the chief of police. Why he kept this gorilla in the display window was beyond belief.  True he did run a pet shop but poaching gorillas is kind […]