Top of 5th – drunk fan runs out onto the field and gets tackled by NYPD and taken under the stands to meet his demise.. (164)
Browsing the blog archives for April, 2012
Top of 5th – drunk fan runs out onto the field and gets tackled by NYPD and taken under the stands to meet his demise.. (164)
CC Sabathia gives up 2nd inning home run to Josh Willingham. Twins fans are ecstatic. Forgive them father they know not who they root for. 1-0 Twins. Because Tex has been scratched Nick Swisher is playing first (to the chagrin of the beater creatures who have to deal with the much less charismatic and totally […]
Mark Teixeira scratched from tonight’s game for “flu-like symptoms.”. Ain’t Venereal disease a bitch? (264)
“40 hot dogs and seven hookers. Or was that 40 hookers and seven hot dogs? No wonder my stomach hurts” ~ attributed to Babe Ruth. Baseball 2012 has arrived. Normally I don’t like to go to night baseball in April – the nights are too cold and I have a good relationship with my testicles […]
Until recently I had always believed St. Augustine: Evil is not a substance in itself but only the absence of good. That was until the world became aware of George Zimmerman and the phenomenon of the White Hispanic. For now I believe that evil does have its own existence. The White Hispanic is the […]
As we approach the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic there are many articles and television specials about the incident. But here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we have taken a different track and have decided to interview a much-maligned player in the tragedy: the iceberg itself. MI: Good afternoon […]
The Bluebird of happiness is dead, the victim of an apparent suicide. Known throughout the world as a symbol of cheerfulness, happiness, hearth and home, good health, new birth and the renewal of spring time, the Bluebird of happiness hid a dark side. “The bird had issues” said his grief-stricken agent. “OCD, substance abuse, failed […]
In today’s post, I, the Manhattan Infidel, have decided to take a stab at selectively editing the infamous George Zimmerman audio. As many know the original audio goes like this: Zimmerman: This guy looks like he’s up to no good. Or he’s on drugs or something. It’s raining and he’s just walking around, looking about. […]