Browsing the blog archives for May, 2012

An Intimate Conversation with the Polish Ambassador to the United States

It is my distinct pleasure to recently have had the opportunity to engage in a casual and intimate conversation with the ambassador to one of the United States’ staunchest allies in Europe, the honorable Robert Kupiecki of Poland, which I now present to my readers. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Ambassador. RK:  Good afternoon Mr. Infidel.  […]


The Gospel According to Barack Obama (Part XVIII)

  Then shall the kingdom of heaven be like to ten virgins, who taking their free birth control went out to meet the bridegroom and the bride to get their freak on. And five of them were foolish and did not use birth control, and five wise who did. And the bridegroom tarrying, they all […]

The Manhattan Infidel Guide to What Not to Say During a Job Interview

You’ve answered the ad.  You’ve been called in for an interview.  Things seem to be going fine and then:  BAM!  You say the wrong thing and you know you will never get the job.  This is not unusual.  Job interviews are traps!  Out of concern for my users I will now give you a handy […]

Feds Investigate Manhattan Infidel IPO

Fast on the heels of the debacle over the Facebook initial public offering, Wall Street is now dealing with the looming scandal over the IPO for a relatively insignificant blog that calls itself “Manhattan Infidel.” Trouble began in March when the man behind Manhattan Infidel, a shadowy figure who has never been photographed and is […]

The Gospel According to Barack Obama (Part XVII)

And Barack being come out of the White House went away.  And his disciples in the mainstream media came to shew him the buildings of Washington D.C. And answering, said to them:  Do you see all these things? Amen I say to you there shall not be left here a stone upon a stone unless […]

Yankees Win; Watch Reruns of Matlock

“Babe Ruth?  Bah humbug.  Me and Billy have more hookers every night than that fat old man did in an entire year.” ~ attributed to Mickey Mantle. The above photo is Phil “Will never live up to his promise” Hughes warming up before the game.  Fun fact:  Phil Hughes is under 30 years old.  Obviously […]


Robin Gibb Not Stayin' Alive

Robin Gibb, one-third of the Australian group The Bee Gees has not stayed alive.  His family has announced that he has not been stayin’ alive since Sunday. Gibb’s family announced in a statement that “Robin has decided to not stay alive following a long illness.  The family has asked that their privacy be respected during […]

Six Flags Vulcan Amusement Park Closes

In a major blow to its efforts to emerge from bankruptcy it has been learned that the Six Flags amusement park on the planet Vulcan has closed. “We had high hopes for our park on Vulcan” said Six Flags President and Chief Executive Officer Jim Reid-Anderson.  “Vulcan is a new and emerging market and we […]

My Exclusive Interview with Beauty and the Beast

The Manhattan Infidel has a confession:  A series of brutal rage-filled stabbings on the upper east side.  I am a hopeless romantic.  And like all rage-filled homicidal maniacs hopeless romantics I am drawn to the story of former New York assistant district attorney Catherine Chandler and her platonic love “Vincent.”  And so I am pleased […]

My Exclusive Interview with Locutus of Borg

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel just give me your purse lady and no one gets hurt I have the distinct pleasure of interviewing Locutus of Borg.  Locutus is a controversial figure here on Earth, seeing as he was charged with making our assimilation into the Borg collective easier.  I am honored that […]