CC Sabathia gives up 2nd inning home run to Josh Willingham. Twins fans are ecstatic. Forgive them father they know not who they root for.
1-0 Twins.
Because Tex has been scratched Nick Swisher is playing first (to the chagrin of the beater creatures who have to deal with the much less charismatic and totally innocent of any steroid use) Andrew Jones.
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Tex does not work for the Secret Service. It’s just that the Colombian hookers are that dangerous. Nobody is safe.