Browsing the blog archives for March, 2012
Today at Manhattan Infidel I reach through the future mists of time to interview the popular yet polarizing figure of Dr. Zaius, minister of science and chief defender of the faith in Ape City. MI: Good afternoon Dr. Zaius. Dr. Zaius: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: Let’s talk about the political structure of Ape City. […]
From the desk of Chancellor Dennis Walcott For immediate release: To all parents and caregivers of children attending New York City public schools: As all of you are no doubt aware and has been reported by the local media, a record 15 Department of Education employees have been busted this year for alleged sexual contact […]
The following has been reprinted with kind permission from the New Black Panther Party of America: Greetings brothers! Since the attack on our noble brother Trayvon Martin by a Hispanic – a white Hispanic – many of our peoples have asked us in the Executive Council of the New Black Panther Party whether this is […]
Today I am pleased to interview one of the more reclusive denizens of North America: Bigfoot, or Sasquatch himself. As always when Bigfoot is interviewed precautions were taken to protect his location. I was blindfolded and driven to a remote cabin. When I took my blindfold off I was face to face with this remarkable […]
Tog Tre’Gok of the house of Tor has a unique position on the Klingon homeworld: He is the leader of the Klingon Socialist Party. Our full name is the “Socialist, Redistributionist and Social Justice Party of the Klingon Homeworld”. Right now we’re a small party. Very small. It’s just me and my mother. We haven’t […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I am honored to interview the putative Democratic candidate for senator from Massachusetts, Elizabeth Warren. Miss Warren I thank you for your time. EW: Manhattan Infidel, you have a blog don’t you? MI: Um. Yes. Yes I do. EW: Good for you. But I want to be clear. You write on […]
It was once a staple of every child’s school experience: a trip to the vending machine for some tasty snacks. But all that is now to change. Thanks to renewed benevolence from the Federal government I have to say that or the Feds will come to my place and use my bathroom after a heavy […]
Today I am pleased to give my readers the next installment in my series of award-winning interviews with famous personages. I now present a legend of Hollywood, Miss Betty Boop herself. MI: Good afternoon Miss Boop. BB: Call me Betty. Everyone does. MI: Okay Betty. BB: Except for Jimmy Stewart. He called me “his sexual […]