Browsing the blog archives for March, 2012

Sarah McLachlan Makes New Commercial

  Buoyed by the success of her first commercial for the ASPCA, Canadian singer Sarah McLachlan has filmed a second commercial which will begin airing soon. “This commercial will be wider in scope” she announced at the press conference introducing the commercial.  “While it’ll still be about saving abused cats and dogs, there will be […]

The Gospel According to Barack Obama (Part VII)

At that time Hugo Chavez heard the fame of Barack. And he said to his servants:  This is Sean Penn:  he is risen from the dead and therefore mighty works of redistribution shew forth themselves in him. For Hugo had apprehended Sean Penn and bound him, and put him in prison because he was annoying. […]

Obama's Poll Numbers Hit 100% Approval Rating!

Here at the offices back alley of Manhattan Infidel there is a routine.  Up at 5:30 am noon to check the papers to see if the police have discovered the body of that stripper who wouldn’t give me a lap dance there are any important news stories that would interest my readers. This morning one […]

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Lonely Men Flock to Georgetown!

Since Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke testified before congress about the troubles she and other students at Georgetown have in finding birth control an unexpected side effect has taken place:  lonely men from all over the United States have flocked to the vicinity of the university looking for women. “This is great for business” […]

The Gospel According to Barack Obama (Part VI)

  The same day Barack going out of the house, sat by the sea side.  (Which he was able to do having lowered sea levels.) And great multitudes were gathered together unto him and some of them even fainted. And behold he spoke to them many things in parables, saying:  Behold the capitalist went forth […]

My Exclusive Interview with Nick Nolte

  Today I have the privilege of interviewing one of the most prolific and respected actors of the past 40 years, three-time academy award nominee Nick Nolte. MI:  Good morning Mr. Nolte.  It’s a pleasure to have you here.  Let’s start with your career.  Your first breakout role was in Rich Man Poor Man.  Since […]

Sluts Demand Apology from Sandra Fluke

Lost in the controversy over “Slutgate” and Rush Limbaugh’s apology is the real issue at hand:  How has this affected the real sluts of America? (RSA). Note:  the RSA is not affiliated with the United Federation of Teachers. Apparently the RSA is not pleased with Ms. Fluke.  Said one prominent slut: This woman (Fluke) is […]

The Gospel According to Barack Obama (Part V)

 At that time Barack and his wife went through the expensive and trendy restaurants and being hungry they began to eat. And the Republicans seeing them said:  Behold your wife and you do eat and drink and fly in private planes to eat and drink in the middle of a recession. But Barack said to […]

Afghan Security Forces Agree to Kill Only Four Americans a Month; Agreement Hailed as Breakthrough

Afghan president Hamid Karzai and president Obama today announced a new far-reaching agreement between NATO and Afghan security forces. “This agreement is a watershed in U.S.-Afghani relations” said Karzai.  “Instead of shooting our American partners in the back of the head whenever we want we will do this only four times a month.  In return […]

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My Exclusive Interview with St. Augustine

Here at the headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we’ve had the opportunity to interview many important figures. But this is I believe my first interview with a saint.  I am pleased to introduce to my readers a giant of the western church, St. Augustine (354-430 A.D.) himself. MI:  Thank you for taking time out of your […]